August312014

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

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9AM

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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9AM
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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9AM

nervouspearl:

The Great British Bake Off: a summary

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6AM

miamiacoda:

DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY SEND SOMETHING INTO A NEWSPAPER PRETENDING TO BE A MODERN PROFESSOR SNAPE OH MY GOD I’M LAUGHING SO MCUH

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6AM

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

Ferguson Police supporters: He tried to grab the gun.

Everyone else: Actually we have several eye-witness accounts and video evidence proving that he did not.

Ferguson Police supporters: Well, he had just been involved in a robbery.

Everyone else: No, he was not. The store owner said that he helped out at that store quite often. Nothing ever went missing because of him.

Ferguson Police supporters: …..gang activity?

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6AM
milkyfriend:

thepandabaker:

shuckl:

shuckl:

i don’t understand what’s going on here

someone please tell me why did somebody gif this what is she doing

She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.

do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head

milkyfriend:

thepandabaker:

shuckl:

shuckl:

i don’t understand what’s going on here

someone please tell me why did somebody gif this what is she doing

She put Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.

do u think taylor is one of those people that get off on pain like when no ones looking shell stab her leg with a fork and roll her eyes into the back of her head

(Source: sophomorealbum, via falloutburninhell)

6AM

fandom-pride:

My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”

(Source: pancakereport, via crazyhowlifeworks)

6AM

tomatogami:

*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*

well… sounds like a problem for the next person

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