More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
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Ferguson Police supporters: He tried to grab the gun.
Everyone else: Actually we have several eye-witness accounts and video evidence proving that he did not.
Ferguson Police supporters: Well, he had just been involved in a robbery.
Everyone else: No, he was not. The store owner said that he helped out at that store quite often. Nothing ever went missing because of him.
Ferguson Police supporters: …..gang activity?
My 99 year old great grandfather was at my house for Christmas and we were watching cake boss because it’s his favourite show, except it was already recorded so I fast forwarded through the commercial and my grandpa screamed and said “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? ARE YOU TIME TRAVELLING?? ELLIE YOU CAN’T DO THAT”
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